Okie dokie, after a prodding from a pal, I've decided to recap the goings-on of my vacation so far. Please accept my apologies, as I've been having one hell of a time, and internet access is sometimes hard to come by (I know, in this day and age!).
So, without further ado:
Tuesday, Sept. 6Get all packed up and ready to go. Nick (hoochmate) tells me that there is a direct flight to Germany leaving at 6:30pm, so we rush from work, grab our stuff, and hurry over to the PAX terminal. Of course, the military being as efficient and clueful as they are told Nick the wrong time of the flight. So, we now have about 15 hours to kill and we're numbers 60 and 61 on a flight that can carry 48 people. Not looking good to catch that flight, so we check our options. There is a flight at 6:30am to Manas, Kyrgyzstan. So, we call the PAX at Manas, and they've got three flights over the next three days to Germany. Bagram: 0. So, we hope on a C-17 and jump over to Manas.
Wednesday, Sept. 7So we arrive at Manas around 8am. As luck would have it, there was the weekly rotator flight to Germany and Baltimore leaving the next day. And, since we're still just one hop away from Bagram, we're still on the clock. Score. So, we've got a day or so to kill in *exotic* Bishkek. Get a tent (yes, quite literally, a tent) and crash for a few hours. Few hours later notice that said tent is uncomfortably warm, check A/C. Apparently we scored the only tent in Manas who's A/C is on the fritz. There are many more transient tents open, but since we are already assigned, the collective military mind cannot fathom why we want to change. Give up, walk around, stay in A/C'd buildings. Go to early check in, find out we're not on the list. Once again, someone did not have a brain nor clue in the military. I started to notice a trend. Get on the list. Go back to now cold tent, take shower, crash.
Thursday, Sept. 8At 10am, board plane to Germany. Stared out of the window for about three hours till I fell asleep. Wake up to pilot announcing descent to Rhein-Main. Land and go through the last of the military hassles for a bit. Walk outside, find out the shuttle to Frankfurt International that's supposed to run all day and early evening no longer does so but stops at 3pm. It's now 5pm. Attempt to find someone in a uniform with a clue, fail to do so. Nick finally calls the central transportation office, find out there's a shuttle bus coming to get everyone off the flight that no one but them knew about. Communication in action, folks.
Get to Frankfurt International. Take a train to Frankfurt Hauptbanhof (train station). Go to service desk, cross our fingers, and hope that there's a train to Amsterdam tonight. There is not. However, there is a combination of trains that will get us there. Score. Print up plan, head to platform and board our train to Dusseldorf. Nice ride in luxury train. Get to Dusseldorf, and switch to crappier train in route to Venlo. Get to Venlo with two minutes till the next train leaves. Of course, the train is on the other side of the station. RUN to next, even crappier train to Eindhoven. Get to Eindhoven with one minute to spare, but the train is the next platform over. Hop out of train, hop on to new one. Proceed to Amsterdam.
We get to Amsterdam central around 1am. By the time we navigate to a route map, it's now 1:10am. The last train leaving to Alkmaar (hotel) left at 1:06am. Joy. No buses connect to Alkmaar that we can find. So, tally ho to a taxi. Take a taxi to Alkmaar, arrive at hotel, pay extortionary fare, gawk at room. Plop into bed, remark about sheer comfort of mattress, comforter, A/C, etc. Fall promptly and soundly to sleep.
Friday, Sept. 9First day in Amsterdam. Walked about 8 miles in total, and saw a bunch of stuff. Stopped in a few cafes and had a good time. Many stories too long to type here. Suffice to say, an overall good, full, and tiring day.
Saturday, Sept. 10Hit the red light district. Gawked at gorgeous women of every nationality in windows. Hit more cafes. Took a canal tour of the city. Sit and enjoy ambience of Damsplein. More overly long stories.
Sunday, Sept. 11Went to the Rijksmuseum. Was vastly disappointed in the selection of displays. Found out that the museum is undergoing renovation till 2008, and that the current display is about 1/10th of what is available normally. Nick and I both soundly cuss the lack of notices about this until you get past the ticket window. Proceed to Van Gogh museum, gawk at a whole crapload of Van Gogh works. Go to Museumplein (giant park/field) and chill for a bit. Walk around some more, go to torture museum. Discuss the fact that while interesting, the torture museum is not worth the five euro it costs. Come back to Alkmaar, crash.
Monday, Sept. 12Down day. Walk around Alkmaar a bit. Each lunch at a bar/cafe/hotel that I will be staying at and recommending from now on whenever I come back (
http://www.stadenland.com). Talk to a buxsome barmaid about the Netherlands, our jobs, Amsterdam, and her hometown of Den Holden. Proceed to spend 45 minutes walking around and looking for a laundromat that's "right on the other side of the train station." Ask one woman who has no idea. Ask another gentleman whose English is about as good as my Dutch. I then ask if he speaks French. Of course, the fates would dictate that I just happened to ask the local high school French teacher if he speaks French. Proceed to have a very productive conversation in French while walking around looking for the laudromat. Eventually find the 8'x5' sqaure "laundromat" on the other side of a parking lot construction site literally on the other side of the train station. Have a parting conversation where I am told that it is amazing that an American has such a good command of French. I thank him, and the proceed to launder. Walk back to hotel, meet Nick, and we go and chow down on some of the best sushi ever at the local Japanese place.
Tuesday, Sept. 13Slept late. Went into Amsterdam one last time. Walked around a bit, and ate dinner. Nick has an early morning flight to the States out of Frankfurt tomorrow, so he took the overnight train tonight. I'll be doing the same thing tomorrow night to Munich.
So far, this has been by far one of the best vacations that I have ever taken. Amsterdam is very walkable (even for a fat boy like me!) and has so many cool little nooks and crannies all over the place. Everyone here is very accepting of Americans, and have no problem helping us in English after we butcher their language. The *only* problem that I had was when I was verbally accosted by a rather drunk South African. Suffice to say that before I was forced to defend myself physically after returning some witty repartee, about five Dutch men standing in the ticket line with me soundly shouted down said drunk and restrained him and eyed me warily. After the drunk left, I had *THEM* apologizing to *ME* about *HIS* behavior in their country. I was floored. Suffice to say, Holland has jumped way up on the list of "retire to" countries.
Anyway, off to Munich tomorrow. I'll post from there too. Tot Kijk!
I remain,